10. That lighter comes in
handy for birthday candles.
9. Your ex-spouse wanted
you to quit and you won't give him/her the satisfaction.
8. The occasional holes
in your clothes give you a needed excuse to shop
7. Philip Morris needs
that money more than you do.
6. Those extra wrinkles
give you that "mature" look.
5. The smell on your coat
makes it easy to pick it out of a pile at a party.
4. If not for the smoking
you'd be perfect, and nobody likes a perfect person.
3. If your sense of smell
came back you'd have to do something about that litter box.
2. You wouldn't get any
exercise at all if you didn't run outside the building every hour for a
cigarette.
1.
That rattle when you breathe reassures you that you're still
alive!
